Got this joke curtesy of Phil Lancaster!
It also suits our animals theme this week!
A burglar breaks into a house in the dead of night and as he's creeping through the living room, he hears this voice say 'Jesus is watching you' so he stops dead still, holding his breath he peers into the darkness and whispers 'who's there?' but there's no reply, so he stealthily creeps across the room and starts to load the family silver into his bag when he hears a voice say again 'Jesus is watching you' So he turns on his flashlight and points it round the room to see if there is anyone there and he sees a Parrot in a cage and the Parrot says 'Jesus is watching you' so the burglar goes over to the cage, looks at the parrot and says 'Huh! I thought you were a human but your'e just a Parrot' and the Parrot replies 'Yeah, I am, but Jesus is a Dobberman'.........
Tags: burglar, doberman, joke, parrot
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