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Clean your screen immediately and avoid being fined by going HERE
HOT OFF THE PRESS NEWS: Following reports in 2008 that your computer screen and keyboard can contain more germs than a toilet seat the Government are to appoint screen wardens to make sure you are keeping your screen clean enough. On the spot fines will be imposed on those found to be breaching regulations with a dirty screen. A Government spokesman said: “There are serious public health hazards from keeping a dirty screen and we advise all computer owners to clean theirs immediately or our inspectors will soon be issuing offenders with hefty fines.”

Leave your views on the new screen wardens and fines in the comments below:

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Jill Comment by Jill on April 2, 2009 at 12:12pm
Well that was a bit of fun yesterday! Thanks for all your comments.
Bye for Now
Jill
Leslie Wilson-Rutterford Comment by Leslie Wilson-Rutterford on April 1, 2009 at 10:05pm
Nice one Jill! Have a lovely weekend.
Leslie
LizzyT Comment by LizzyT on April 1, 2009 at 5:07pm
Good one ;)
Elayne Comment by Elayne on April 1, 2009 at 4:59pm
Well, I was wondering how you were really going to get proof that any of us crafty people would be guilty of such a travesty... April Fools!!
"Smile"
Joyce Parker-Hyde Comment by Joyce Parker-Hyde on April 1, 2009 at 2:00pm
I was just about to stick my hands out to be cuffed-I have so much stuff that needs to be cleaned I thought they finally caught up with me!
Whew!
WILMA (aka Julia) Comment by WILMA (aka Julia) on April 1, 2009 at 11:33am
Well done Jill....Id forgot it was april fools day too so got me although was going to rant about how the world has gone mad! lol

xxx
Margaret Hamilton of Slackstitches Comment by Margaret Hamilton of Slackstitches on April 1, 2009 at 11:11am
Completely plausible Jill. While continually washing hands, equipment ets is laudible in the health service and other public places I fiercely fight for my right to live in a pigsty and remain healthily full of the germs necessary to sustain life. Off to create some more mess. Happy April Fools Day.
Jill Comment by Jill on April 1, 2009 at 10:04am
Thanks for your comments and sorry if the dog made your screen messy!

I don't know what you mean Leslie? Is April Fool a dessert like Goosebury Fool?!

Yes Fireflygirl photos can be put up on these comments by clicking the camera icon in the toolbar above and that gives you the option to browse your computer for the photos you want. I'd like to have a clean fairy around here to do the housework!

Lovely to hear from you Lindajayne and ordering books from the library sounds good. Just have to find some time to read the books next!

Sandy Pat and Cindy: I know I should be reading a good library book instead of writing blog posts like this!

Anyway it's great to hear from you all and have a good day everyone.

Bye for Now
Jill
Cindy Comment by Cindy on April 1, 2009 at 9:30am
You almost got me Jill. I totally forgot what day it was. Hope you're well. x
On A Whimsey Comment by On A Whimsey on April 1, 2009 at 8:15am
Ha! Jill, you nearly got me!!! Have a super day
Pat

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